Wash your hands onto your feet
When you smile turn red as a beet
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
I’m writin’ this song. It makes no sense
If you wanna watch a movie it’s a quarter, that’s 50 cents
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming, to town
First take your right hand, than take your left
Then give your feet to a man named Meft
Sing this song. Sing with me.
Oh man, I just got stung by a bee!
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming, to town
You’ll have no gripes, worries or fears
If you put bananas in your ears
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
You can pick your friends and pick your nose
But you can’t wipe your friends on your other friend’s clothes
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s bringing lots of presents
He’s bringing lots of elves
He’ll come in to your house at night and put them all on shelves
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Here comes a giant sled
Thought I was gonna’ wet my bed
Then I woke up in the hospital
With stitches in my head
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s going to take the toys
From all the girls and boys
He’ll sneak up to your Christmas tree
And he will hardly make a noise
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s destroying yard sales
He’s sending black mails
Look over there! Some guys with big tails!
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
Watch out here he comes
Watch out he’s shooting guns
He’s coming to your house
And eating hot dog buns
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s got a super green hat
He’s flying ‘round the town
I know his face looks cheerful
But he’ll try to bomb you down
‘Cause Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s coming on a bike
He will destroy your trike
He’s got an air force bomber
And he’s wearing shoes called Nik- e
‘Cause Santa Claus got kicked out of town
But wait!
Santa’s on a roll
He’s riding on a troll
Where are all his reindeer?
I think they’re on a stroll
Save us! Help us! He’s coming!
Jingle the bells!
Jingle the bells!
That will drive him away
He doesn’t like this cheer at all
But Christmas is on its way
Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Trolls and moles and bowls and Joels and goals and souls and soles and CANDY!
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